ADRIAN LANE: A mathematical genius who left an accounting think tank in New Mexico to become one of most successful card counters in the great history of Native American casinos. In 1999, he disappeared for 6 months into the Nevada desert and when he returned claiming he had been abducted by aliens, he was quickly carted away to an mental asylum in Walsenburg,CO.
It was during this time, or thereabouts, that rumors spread of his brother resurfacing.
LUCKY LANE: Known by the Mexican Border Police as "El Individuo Con El Sombrero". He is impossible to track. He stays on the move constanty, and usually travels under some disguise .The only clue we have about him is a poster that someone sent in to The Oprah Show last year. By our closest guess he has been living in or around Mexico studying ancient Indian hypnotism technique with an English evangelist called DR.DESMOND GUANO.
Word has it that Lucky broke Adrian out of the asylum by posing as a visiting ex-adult film star RODGER STAXX. After guest hosting the Wednesday night bingo, Lucky sedated the guards and patients using a gas that is said to have sprayed out of the front of his enormous silver shoes. Adrian, who hates to smell other people, always carries a surgeons mask, and was unaffected by the gas. The Lanes escaped with two girls from a local cosmotology school. The girls where found later that week in a park in Aspen,Colorado smoking Mexican left-handed cigarettes and giggling about "pony rides". They refused to divulge any information about the brothers, and have since left cosmotology school to open a surprisingly successful night club in El Paso,Texas. The Lane Brothers, it is rumored, stayed in the mountains around Denver until things cooled off. It was during this time that they devised Cinnamon Toothpick an ingenious scam to infiltrate and plunder the most notoriously evil empires of all---the recording industry. The bands manager/dietitian WALTER MIDI says the brothers have released three or more compact discs containing top secret martini recipes as well as music that witnesses say sounds strangely unfamiliar.
FURTHER INFORMATION ON CINNAMON TOOTHPICK AND THE LANE BROTHERS IS AWAITING DECLASSIFICATION.